These cute underwear are totally riding up my ass

I am wearing these very cute lacy underwear that are kind of boy short style. I found them in my laundry today and I thought "these are cute, how come I never wear them?" I barely remembered them other than the fact that I purchased them this summer at century 21. Well now I know why I never wear them - talk about wedgie. In fact the word wedgie is kind, there must be something more serious to describe this situation.

Now you are probably wondering why I don't just take them off. Well I am wondering that too and all I can come up with is that maybe I kind of like it.

Cake Continued (in response to Dave)...

There were no high altitude directions. Though I do know that the altitude makes everything drier so I typically add more water. Usually my Denver baked goods just end up being hard. This cake was very moist and delicious, it just looked like complete ass. I didn't know Tyler Florence was on How to Boil Water. I have never watched that show because I already know how to boil water (it is a bit easier at high altitudes). Isn't three shows (Tyler's ultimate, Food 911, how to boil water) a bit much?

At least he is hot... and not that psychotic Rachael Ray. She is the food devil incarnate. Have you ever noticed how her body is oddly round though not fat? Her laugh is fucking frightening.

"Daddy Horny, Michael"

I would like to remind everyone that the first season of the greatest comedy ever "Arrested Developement" was released on DVD today. Not only does this show need all the support it can get but the episodes are so good that you can watch them over and over and they are still funny. See what I mean:

"Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster"
'I want something that says..."Dad likes leather! " '
"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."

It makes you want to buy the DVDs doesn't it? Well get out there and do it

Really who wouldn't?

My dog monkey seems to have a serious affinity for Styx. I can't say as I am suprised because he seems to have good taste overall. I can tell by the way he chooses what shoes to eat (today he ate a pair of pink satin pumps with little bows that I had only worn twice). Anyway, whenever Styx plays he immediately calms down. Dennis DeYoung - Light sensitive dog charmer. Monkey doesn't enjoy Rush but then, who does?

Tyler Florence - Your cake sucks ass

Yesterday I had some people over for dinner and I made a cake from a tyler florence recipe. Now he is hot and everything but I am not even convinced that he is an actual chef. I think that some producer from the food network may have just met him at a kegger or something. Anyway, for some reason the cake didn't rise in the middle, the outside was fine but the center was completely concave. I followed the directions exactly so I have no idea what happened. I blame Tyler, maybe he will come and Food 911 me out of it.