These cute underwear are totally riding up my ass

I am wearing these very cute lacy underwear that are kind of boy short style. I found them in my laundry today and I thought "these are cute, how come I never wear them?" I barely remembered them other than the fact that I purchased them this summer at century 21. Well now I know why I never wear them - talk about wedgie. In fact the word wedgie is kind, there must be something more serious to describe this situation.

Now you are probably wondering why I don't just take them off. Well I am wondering that too and all I can come up with is that maybe I kind of like it.