I am the World Trade Center

So I saw IAWTC at the Larimer the other day. Of course, they were awesome but they could have played longer. Apparently they were suffering from the effects of altitude so they tired out fast. I was really happy because I managed to keep a lid on my lemonade consumption which can get out of hand sometimes. Also there was the really really outrageously good looking guy there. This will probably make no sense but I wasn't sure if I had seen him a million times before or never before like he had a really familar but new quality about him. I know, it makes me sound like a lunatic. So what else is new?

Is today a holiday or what?

I am not sure if I am supposed to be working or not today. It is hard to tell when you work from home.

Boy - space- Friends

The other day I was talking about how I have been thinking a lot about friendships with guys. I am still thinking about it but I can't really distill my thoughts into anything that I can type in a few paragraphs, so to be continued..

Sharon Osbourne - Incontinent?

Everytime I watch The Osbournes, Sharon is always saying things like "I just peed" or "Don't! You will make me pee!" I think Sharon might be knocking on Depend's door for a few endorsement dollars soon. She can do for incontinence what Bob Dole did for erectile dysfunction.

K-R-A-F-T

I have been loving Kraft Singles for the last day or so. I have had like 5 of them. I don't think I have really had Kraft Singles since I was in elementary school. I think I am going to have to break up with the Single in a day or two.

Friendster Weirdness

Here are some recent friendster observations of mine:

1. I have discovered that every guy that I thought was gay in high school actually is and they are all on friendster. I have great gaydar.
2. A while back I had this great friend, so great that he followed me to another state (though I think he was just looking for a change of scenery). He was one of those too good looking types and only had one ass cheek due to an unfortunate bike accident. Anyway, shortly after this other state relocation he met this girl who he really liked. We all worked together at the same shitty place. For some reason she didn't like me so her dating him was contingent on him not being friends with me. Which he did so one must ask the question - how good of friends were we really? It was all very strange and unpleasant and was the first experience I really had of someone who wasn't a boyfriend just totally turning on me. Although we lived in the same house, we weren't speaking until I asked him to leave by note which was a little chicken of me (I could have handled it a lot better but I was very young). I guess they are married now which is good for them but I am four degrees separated on Friendster from the girl. I don't like the idea that I could possibly be friends with someone that would be a friend of a friend of hers. Luckily for me I operate under an assumed name. Oddly though, I do often think about him and wonder how he is doing. If I had to guess I would assume he is doing well but leading a pretty boring life - he was so good looking that he never had to work for anything so he just became very comfortable with never making any sort of effort.

This actually leads me to a totally different topic that has been on my mind lately - friendships with guys. Okay as I have started to think about it I realized that it would require far too much typing to type up everything I want to say right now. This thought will be continued tomorrow.

House Update

So the inspection was yesterday and went pretty well. The downstairs bathroom does work so I guess I was wrong about that. It is a good thing to be wrong about. My kitchen floor is a little bowed so I will have to get to the bottom of that.

Salmonella

I didn't get any food poisoning. It was just me being a psychotic.

Income Tax

I was finally able to do my tax returns today. Between federal and two states, I am getting back $2600! I am going to use that money to put new hardwood floors in my house.

Salmonella

Earlier, I ate some cookie dough that had been sitting out on my counter for a few hours (I forgot to put it in the fridge when I got home from the store). Now I am convinced that I am going to get food poisoning. I considered the possibility at the time but the lure of the cookie dough was too strong to resist. But now that I am worried about it, I think I am making myself sick. I figure if I do have food poisoning, I should start hurling in a few hours. I'll keep you posted...

I think I am having some sort of allergic reaction to Light mayonnaise

I just had some chicken salad and I think the mayo is making it so I can't breathe. It could be something else but since there was really just chicken and vegetables, I am going with the mayo.

Floors

So I am buying a house and all I can think about are floors. Linoleum, Hardwood, etc. Floors are expensive and I hate carpet. Plus I have this nagging feeling that the downstairs shower doesn't work, it wouldn't be the end of the world because I can always get it fixed but it would be annoying. The house inspection is tomorrow so I guess I will know then but if I come back tomorrow and say the shower doesn't work I want it on record that I said it first. To quote the movie that I am watching right now "If I am wrong, you can fuck me" - though that kind of seems like a win win.

"Are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCAN'T?"

I just watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico (I am catching up on my netflix viewing), which was really good but there was a little too much diversion from the plot so it got kind of confusing. Also, I think the diversion was the plot but when I think about that, I like it less so I will stick with my first statement. Robert Rodriguez is awesome because he has such a unique sense of style. His action scenes, while maybe not the most exciting, are always the most creative of any director that I can think of.

Wonderfalls

Wonderfalls has been cancelled after only four episodes. This is all your fault because you didn't watch like I told you to. You suck.