What's the matter with me...What's the matter with you?

A few weeks back I was going through some sort of dating crisis. Like basically I had decided that there was some sort of thing that made me completely unappealing to any halfway decent guy. This is a normal thing for me, I assume when things aren't going right that it must be some flaw in my appearance or character that is to blame. But then I had this realization...There's nothing wrong with me - I am awesome. It's those guys that are the total dumbasses. Or at least if there is something actually wrong with me, I can't change it so I might as well just believe that I am fabulous. To sum up, (I believe Har Mar said it best):

"Give it up for me! I am the fucking greatest"

Speaking of Har Mar

Denver doesn't seem to love Har Mar and I worry that when he tours again, he will not come here. I will make it my personal mission to see to it that Har Mar comes to Denver on his next tour.

Molding Update:

After applying paint stripper three times, I still haven't gotten through to the wood. 80 years of paint is a lot. I give in, I guess I will not be taking the moldings back to wood. Score one for the house. But I really showed it on that linoleum (with a little, okay a lot, of help from the fabulous thatMike) so I guess we are even.

America's Favorite Teen Queen

I was at a barbecue the other night where there were many people defending Hillary Duff over the great Lindsay Lohan. Sadly, I had a hard time arguing my point that Lindsay is the greatest because I was so shocked that anyone would choose Hillary. Is Hillary hosting the MTV Movie Awards? No. Has Hillary's dad been in jail three times? No. I rest my case. Speaking of which, have you noticed how on the bottom of the commercials for the Movie Awards it says in small print "Starring and Hosted by Lindsay Lohan"? What does that mean "Starring"? Isn't the Hosted quite enough?

Long time no talk

Okay, I know it has been forever since I posted anything but I have been really busy. Here is a recap:
Moved into my house.
Had the floors refinished.
Went to NYC.
Got a new puppy named Monkey.

Needless to say, I have had my hands full. Right now all that is really going on with me is home improvement stuff. I am trying to pick a kitchen floor (if you know anyone in denver that can install VCT, email me) and debating whether or not to strip the moldings in my living room down to the wood. I really want to do it but all the home improvement websites say that it is so tough that you shouldn't bother. I am doing a test patch right now. I will report back later

Am I living in a daycare?

I have to put up a baby gate between the upstairs and downstairs so I can keep an eye on the puppy. It reminds me of when I had to go to an in-home daycare when I was little. It is annoying but it is better than having the puppy pee on the floor.

I am even totally neurotic in my dreams

I had this very strange dream last night that I was in a huge fight with one of my friends at a restaurant. So I was yelling and screaming at him about how he made me look like a fool when I turned to the other patrons of the restaurant and said "I realize that I also look like a fool now, yelling and screaming in a restaurant but this is really important and it can't wait." So weird.

When did Blogger change it's look?

Blogger has a whole new interface now. It is confusing me. I am sure that it is probably easier to use than the old one but since I haven't done this in a month it is too much all at once. I need to ease back into things.

Okay, that is about it for right now. I could say a lot more but it would all be about home improvement so I will spare you.