I couldn't be less motivated

I was forced to go to some giant seminar yesterday with my entire office called "Get Motivated". It was a random assortment of conservative republican style characters from Rudy Guliani and Colin Powell to some guy who is on informercials in the middle of the night telling you how to by investment properties and get RICH! even if your current circumstances are that you are homeless with a sign on the street.

It was horrible, 9 hours of people trying to sell me things and tell me what a failure I currently am, I mean, I must be if I was at the seminar, right? Well it wasn't my choice.