Flat legs

Something disturbing has happened to my thighs right above my knees. When I work (because I work from home) my laptop sits on my coffee table and then I put my elbows on my thighs to type. Aside from being completely not ergonomic, I discovered yesterday that the tops of my thighs where I rest my elbows have gone completely flat. It sounds crazy doesn't it? I swear it is true. It is like the notches that I have in my shoulders from my bra straps, though that is more common.

Speaking of bras...

I have this great bra shirt combination going today that makes my boobs look really good. I am going through a procleavage phase and let me just say - I have plenty today. I wore the same outfit last night but since I didn't get dressed yesterday until about 6pm, I figure I can wear it today too. It is just boobtastic.

Funny or Annoying

If you were DJ'ing a cool indie rock night and then right in the middle played the theme song for Cops - Would that be really funny or really annoying? I can't decide. I don't DJ and I am not asking for practical reasons, I was just watching Buffy on FX and right after Cops came on and that scenario popped into my head.

Which leads me to my next topic

Buffy is my favorite TV show. I never get sick of it so I was watching today on FX (though I have the DVDs) and even though it was a semi crappy season 4 episode, I couldn't help thinking that it is the saddest thing in the (fictional tv) world when Willow cries. It is heart breaking.

Broken up?

Does anyone know if Karen O from Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and Angus from Liars broke up? I think they might have. If you know for sure, email me and let me know.

Relationship Clause

I was telling a friend of mine earlier that if I was a famous rockstar dating another famous rockstar I would want some sort of relationship clause that would allow us to have one night stands with other famous hot people if the opportunity came up. The way I just wrote that it kind of sounds like I mean in a threesome capacity, I didn't necessarily mean that, it would apply to one on one sex as well. I gave the person that I was talking to a brief list of people that I would include in this clause but I have been thinking about it since then and this is the semi-complete list that I have come up with:

John Cusack, Ben Affleck, Wes Anderson, Ron Livingston, Salma Hayek, Russell Simins, Steve Turner, David Cross, Drew Barrymore, Jon Stewart, Calvin Johnson, the lead singer of OK Go (he looks like Leif Garrett), Seth Green, John Hannah, Tony Hawk, Ewan McGregor, Adam Goldberg and Gina Gershon (the hottest chick over 40).

Okay, that is a pretty long list and maybe a little less like a clause and a little more like infidelity. Also I don't normally do the girl thing but those girls are really hot and if the opportunity came up it would be one of those things you should just never pass up.